About Me

I am alessandra banal living in auckland nz, this is a blog for my work.. sometimes for things i like. I'm at university and stuff
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thank you

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Older men + woman

spoilers btws

THE SECRETARY

SEXY AWARD



Um the sexual tension in this film.... amazing. It makes sexual submission so appealing i can't even handle it. It's even enough to distract me from the giant fuck off moth flying around my room, i hate moths, i hate butterflies, just anything fluttery.
favourite bits
- the very beginning when she's carrying a tray down the hall way and your like this is defs gonna be good
- when he tells her she can never cut herself again and it's so stern and scary but sexilicious
- when she's on the phone with him and he's telling her what she can eat for dinner
- when she doesn't move from his desk and he's watching her from outside the window
- um the whole scene when he finally carries her away and lies her on that weird surface thing





LOLITA (1997 one)

HOTTEST LITTLE GIRL AWARD



I love this story so much that i would like the film of it no matter what. I just wish it wasn't so p.c. but yeah the law and what ever blah blah. I haven't actually watched the stanley kubrick version but what fucking ever i do what i want.
favourite bits
- when he narrates "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." beeeeautiful
- the car scene, when they get stopped by a police officer and she chews gum fluttering her eyelashes even though i just said i hate fluttery things
- every time she uses sex as a bribe
- the ending when they try make her look older by making her wear a robe and glasses.... ... what is that





AN EDUCATION

HOTTEST OLDER MAN AWARD (also best high def photos on google)



That smile... i can't believe this is the same guy i verbally abused in Boys Don't Cry. I love the on going comparison to Jane Eyre, but the early clues, comparing mr rochestor with David is a bit too year 12 media studies. And i hate the 500 days of summer-esque ending fuk i hate that movie 'yyeah i don't get to bang her happily ever after but at least i learnt a lesson' why wouldn't you choose him just look at him. I'm only being mean because i love him... i love this movie... i love him. i love that him and maggie gyleenlala are married imagine their sex life....i love him
favourite bits
just all their dates
banana as a prop- like lolita heh heh, secretary has a carrot instead???? what





CRACKS

BEST VILLAIN AWARD



dis fucking bitch is evil man, i thought i wouldn't be able to hate eva green but i fuking hated dis bitch (good thing right) this movie is also real visually pretty like some sort of sofia coppola film or somethang except this film wasn't boring oh snap
favourite bits
um the only bit i can think of just cause i love it so much is when fiamma is dying and she is weezing so weirdly and it is just so amazing weezy g





on a side note one of my favourite films ever Mysterious skin has an older man but it's just not really about him innit and i can't be bothered anymore

anyway i'm gonna watch fish tank now cause i haven't seen it before and obviously i'm gonna love it



PS GHOST WORLD AND JUNO ARE MY LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIES IN THE WORLD I AM SORRY

Friday, October 21, 2011

maybe i should say something



I'm really bad at keeping blogs, i get real excited but then i get bored. today i've been thinking about important things that people should care about, like the elephants being forcibly trained and tortured in Thailand (the one that tourists ride on). there are probably heaps more things like this that are happening right now that i don't know about and i want people to tell me these things. also gossip girl is really good.
things about ME
-i'm too lazy to use capital letters at the beginning of each sentence but can be bothered when it comes to pro nouns and 'SHOUTING' (on the internet btw)
- i've never gone to sleep without wearing socks
- i don't like breaking the rules it stresses me out.. a lot of exceptions though... like skipping class and not brushing my teeth
- i was really picky with food when i was little and couldn't have my food touching so i've only just tried a lot of different foods in the last few years
omg maybe i should do one of those about me quizes i like doing those
- umm i'm 19... actually i'm 20 but i just turned 20 but whatever i'm 19 k.

ew i'll probably erase all of this me ranting makes me cringe i'm only good at saying stuff when it's under the constraints of... ummm uh....ugh status updates i like status updates cause people like them back

i should be doing my uni assignment but i'm put off cause illustrator keeps crashing ever 5 seconds and it's like whatever i didn't feel like designing a brochure anyway

hello







3 shrines 4 u

Thursday, October 20, 2011

close ups that made a collage thingy







Disposable camera not good





the only photos i liked.... i'm not picky... they were just bad

I heart fashion





















all the photos link to where i got them from jus sayin

:-)

This is my new blog and i'm excited yay!
I don't have much to say so i decided to blingee a couple of photos i took long ago at a party. This was fun but also stressful.

chris and burgers


Rose and Selena